Tall Tales

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1. What is a red admiral – An admiral, who went left instead of right and ended up shipwrecked on a pirate island.
2. What is a doofus – Donald Duck, when he loses his temper.
3. What is a Mars Bar A Mars Bar, is a new chocolate out, shaped as a sphere it has red velvet in the middle.
4. What is a Bazillion Bigger than a billion and less than a trillion.
5. What is a loli Laughing out loud with a lisp.
6. What is razz – It is fabulous!
7. What is a legumen – A legal will only written for men.
8. What is a Numpty – A bank manager who lends money to all the Kings Men. They said they could put Humpty back together again, but lost a piece of his shell.
9. What is a crosshair – It is a hair which hasn’t been brushed properly.
10. What is a Bimbo – Like Bingo, but you have to play with a blindfold over your eyes.

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I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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