Fibs for

Written in response to https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/06/23/fibbing-friday-23rd-june/

1. What is rubella? It is a type of massage, named after a woman called Ella – She has the magic touch for stress.
2. What is Winter Fever more commonly known as? Christmas Fever, it is when people buy too many presents.
3. What is Scrofula? It is named after Scrooge, it was when he found happiness, and every year they call it Scrofula, when he was full of all the spirits.
4. What is Grippe? With too much spirit, you will get the Grippe.
5. What is Quinsy? A five sided dance by quintuplets.
6. What is St Vitus Dance? St Vitus, the patron saint of oranges. Every harvest the pickers do a a little dance around the orange trees.
7. What is Dropsy? When you drop the oranges, doing the St Vitus dance.
8. What is Croup? Croup is a crow flying upwards because they don’t like humans near the orange trees.
9. What is Ague? A dyslexic person having a row.
10. What is Apoplexy? If you are dyslexic, then it can be hard to have a row, so their voice goes pop when they get annoyed.