Little Fibbing

Written in response to https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/06/30/fibbing-friday-30th-june/

1. Hircine It is the new section in the cinema, for anyone who wants to watch Ben Hur all day.
2. Roorback It is a type of lion, with a roar that can be heard from ten miles away.
3. Antithalian – It is a hooligan ant, who doesn’t want to work with his comrades, and rests alongside all the crickets in the ant bar.
4. Novercal It is a type of cocktail in the ant bar, made of dirt, whisky, vodka, and a dash of lime.
5. Accismus This happens when you drink too much novercal – to the ants it is lethal.
6. Mundivagant – On a Monday, the cocktails are free, but this leads to ants lining the alleys like salt particles.
7. Prefestinate – Like procrastinate but with a preferred way of spending your time.
8. Apiculate – It is the way of taking a selfie and it comes out blurred on your phone.
9. Sloomy – Snakes, in Australia, who slither up the pipe and into the toilet; better check the bowl before you sit.
10 Ramulose – An annual race for Rams, to see who who is last – they have to wait until they find a partner. Lose three times and you grow old on your own.