Lies, Whales, Tall Tales

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  1. Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale he was swallowed by a caterpillar.
  2. Who (or what) could make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots? His mother
  3. What did Huckleberry Finn have to really paint? His house,
  4. What is the best food that can be paired with red wine? Cheesecake

5. What are you wearing in the sun? A hat.

6. Why do dogs chase after cars? For the exercise.

7. What did the cat say to its kitten about the humans? Keep them sweet, they feed us.

8. Goldfish are not fish. What are they? Whales

9. What would you rather do instead of sleeping? Read a thriller

10. The Phantom didn’t haunt the Opera House…he haunted the school.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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