Friday Half Truth’s

Written for https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2024/02/23/fibbing-friday-23-feb/

1. What is an orderly? The person in charge of the queues in theme parks.
2. What is an auxiliary? A type of medication, which helps you to wake up in the morning.
3. What is a clip? The opposite of clop.
4. What does ECG mean? Extra Clean Gum – You can re-use it when put it a bottle of lemonade.
5. What is The Crash Team? They are a police force used when there is a crash on the motorway.
6. What is a candy striper? A type of zebra, with rainbow stripes.
7. What is an IV? A special code for calling your parents when you are in trouble.
8. What is a call button? The call button is a nickname for asking your family for money. Just press send £10.
9. Why is everything white? It is right, but Jonathon Ross cannot pronounce his r’s.
10. Why don’t they have biscuits on the tea trolley? In the first Harry Potter movie, Ron and Harry ate all the biscuits, so they used plastic ones after that. (Anything from the trolley dears).

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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