Written for https://estherchilton.co.uk/2025/10/27/laughing-along-with-a-limerick-255/ For any parent with a fussy child, a limerick to you all. Crust Hater There once was a man who hated crust so his mum ground the leftovers to dust She scattered them fine and at night did he dine on crumble, and he never sussed.