From Fibbing Friday

What is the difference between an earth worm and an ear worm?

An Earth worm studies Earth at colledge and and an ear worm studies the inner ear.

What is a Mars Bar

It’s a famous bar in Mars, it serves all sorts of cocktails – Red Rocket, Crimson Cheer, and the best of the lot Around the world in two hundred days.

What colour is a peanut?

Green

What is dressed up like a dog’s dinner?

You are all in brown, with studs all over the material.

What is orange Pippin?

She is the world’s expert on Mars.

What do an owl, a pussycat and a five pound note have in common?

They all are all nocturnal.

Where would you find a Bunny girl?

In a hutch, man.

What is the difference between heir and hair?

An heir is dire and hair flies into space.

What is meant by fringe benefits?

You get your hair cut for free.

What is a whimsy?

The bottom of a skirt.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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