Mixed Nut Fibs

Funny questions from https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/03/03/fibbing-friday-march-3rd/

1. What did you find in the unopened can of mixed nuts?

I don’t know it is unopened, and it depends on what type of nuts they are.
2. They just cancelled your favorite TV show – what do you do?

Throw something in the general direction of the television, have cake, and a very strong coffee.
3. What is the answer to 3 Down?

What is an English term for something great.
4. What do Scots wear under their kilts?

Maybe nothing, maybe something, nobody really knows.
5. How did the platypus get its name?

It looked a little bit like a cat, with long hair and a beak.
6. You find a treasure map – what is the treasure?

The treasure of Long John Silver, it hasn’t been found since Jim run away with it.
7. They are making a movie of your life – what is the biggest whopper they invent?

That I discovered Long John Silver’s map.
8. Bollocks doesn’t mean what Americans think it does…what does it really mean?

There is an old English saying, ‘The Dog’s Bollocks’, the answer to three down.
9. What did you give the last person who asked you for a tip?

Kindness costs nothing, and neither do manners.
10. What is over the next hill?

Hopefully some good luck and finding that treasure map.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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