Horror Scopes

This is my attempt at a funny horoscope – what do you reckon?


Let me be honest with you, Sagittarius, this will be a day like no other. Do you like an adventure? Then pack your bags, catch that bus, and be the trendsetter you are. What’s the best way to show your independence than to find a dragon. Yes, you heard me! There is An amazing dragon in Little Corby. If you think about it, you’ve always known they exist. You ever looked in a mirror lately? Only joking, although, the closer you look, something might look out of place. Best be honest with your friends, family, tell them where you are going, don’t want them to worry.  They might even want to join you on your adventure. Although, don’t be rude when they suggest you stay at home instead. Remember, keep your cool Sagittarius, and the adventure of a life time awaits.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

4 thoughts on “Horror Scopes

  1. This horoscope had me laughing out loud! As a fellow Sagittarius, I think I might just have to take this advice and go on an adventure to find that dragon in Little Corby. Thanks for the chuckles and the inspiration to embrace our independent spirits.


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