Horror Scopes

This is my attempt at a funny horoscope – what do you reckon?

HORROR SCOPES –  HORROR HIGH WEEKLY –       BUYER BEWARE

Let me be honest with you, Sagittarius, this will be a day like no other. Do you like an adventure? Then pack your bags, catch that bus, and be the trendsetter you are. What’s the best way to show your independence than to find a dragon. Yes, you heard me! There is An amazing dragon in Little Corby. If you think about it, you’ve always known they exist. You ever looked in a mirror lately? Only joking, although, the closer you look, something might look out of place. Best be honest with your friends, family, tell them where you are going, don’t want them to worry.  They might even want to join you on your adventure. Although, don’t be rude when they suggest you stay at home instead. Remember, keep your cool Sagittarius, and the adventure of a life time awaits.