Athens

Written for https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/06/09/fibbing-friday-9th-june/

1. You wanted to book a trip to Athens, but the agent misunderstood you…where did they send you?

I was sent to Albuquerque, Mexico.

2. What will customs agents find in your luggage?

My customs agent, on the take, found my luggage in Hawaii.

3. What do you sneak aboard the flight, and what do you sneak it in?

I snuck aboard my fake passport, in the bottom of my pet dog’s cage.

4. The plane crashes — everyone survives — where did you crash?

We crash, luckily in Hawaii, my pet dog (German Shepard) hauls me to safety, protecting me from wild animals.

5. What are three things you find at your crash site?

A book, a crate full chocolates, and a bottle of whisky.

6. What is the first thing you do when you get back home?

I join Slimming World, I may have put on weight because of the chocolates.

7. The airline offers you money, but you turn it down…what do you get instead?

A holiday to Hawaii, in a swanky hotel.

8. You decide that a cruise is safer, where do you go?

Not that keen on a cruise, but there was a volcanic eruption in Hawaii (What are the chances?) It was the only thing on offer.

9. Sadly, you get marooned on a deserted island but find huts and scientific equipment made out of coconuts…what do you do?

I am independent, and female, there is nothing I cannot do. I will test out their theories, and try and get home somehow. Vowing never to go on holiday abroad again.

10. A fishing boat rescues you, but you have to pay Poseidon for safe passage…how do you pay?

11. He rejects your fare and throws you across the world…you land safely, but where do you end up?

12. How does your story end?