Friday Lies

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1. What is Mascarpone (From Judy) It is the scar left when you are hit by a car.
2. What is a Marsupial? It is a flavour of soup, that astronauts drink with a straw.
3. What is a Giblet? The straw in the soup.
4. What is Good Husbandry? Always listen to your wife, she knows best lol.
5. What is Onomatopoeia? It is the sound of a mat being pulled from under a husband if he ignores his wife’s suggestions.
6. What is a Glaucus Atlanticus? Atlantis’s winter, which only happens once a year.
7. What is a Sunda Colugo? A type of ice-cream liked by Columbus.
8. What is a Fossa? The toppings on his ice-cream, which was first invented by the first people in America.
9. What is Halitrephes Jelly? A mixture of berries, surrounded by protein jelly.
10. What does it mean to be Aliferous? When Columbus was so hungry and couldn’t eat. He would steal all the jelly, which would make the natives hangry.

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I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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