Spirit in the Sky

Written in response to https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/10/06/fibbing-friday-6th-october/

1. Spirit in the Sky – It is a new bar in London. It has been built in the middle of a skyscraper. May celebrities go there to mingle with the rich. They serve spirits, which are one thousand pound per bottle.
2. MacArthur Park – The king of Camelot, has his own theme park. There are rollercoaster rides, where you can shoot the black knight with lasers. A sword in the stone ride, where you pay a pound to pull the sword out of a stone to see if you are worthy of a cuddly toy. The favourite attraction is a castle, where Merlin brews his magical potions.
3. A Whiter Shade of Pale – It is a type of ale, but white in colour.
4. Crocodile Rock – A dance in the ”Spirit in the Sky”. People, in groups of five, move around the dance floor like a crocodile.
5. Run – When your stockings are old, and they need to go in the rubbish.
6. Don’t it make your brown eyes blue – A cocktail, served in ”The Spirit in the Sky”. It is made of rum, whisky, and vodka, all mixed in with fruit juice. If you drink too many it makes your brown eyes blue.
7. Heaven can wait – Heaven is a suite of rooms for any celebrity, who cannot drive home.
8. One night in Bangkok – What stays in the room will always be kept secret.
9. I know him so well – It is what I say when I see someone on the television, but cannot think of their name. All I know is, I have seen them somewhere.
10. Here comes the Sun. – The Sun, a newspaper in the UK, which always promotes celebrity gossip. Many of their journalists work as barmen.