Friday Fibs

How would you use/continue these famous lines?

1. What light through yonder window breaks? That was Romeo. He threw a stone to catch Juliet’s attention and it smashed.
2. Alas, poor Yorick, he was hit on the head by a stone.
3. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? He is watching the footie, where Juliet has the highest score total for that season.
4. To be, or not to be an idiot and forget your wife’s birthday.
5. All the World’s a stage and Juliet is the star.
6. All that glisters are the emojis we use when we leave replies on a post.
7. Give every man thy ear because they won’t listen the first time we ask.
8. Neither a borrower nor a lender be to Romeo. He keeps betting on Juliet’s matches and no is in trouble with the police for money laundering.
9. Many a true word stopped at the school gates.
10. Do not swear by the moon your mum will find out and tell your dad. This could cause being grounded for a month.