Fibs on a Friday

Written for https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/12/01/fibbing-friday-1st-december/

1. “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” Dumbledore when he took Harry to find a horcrux
2. “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.” Elizabeth Taylor (change the woman for a man).
3. “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” Every woman ever.
4. “If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.” Carol Brady, her bunch were always fighting (Don’t believe everything you see on the television).
5. “Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” Richard Branson, before he built his first shuttle to space.
6. “Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.” Carol Brady, when all her kids had grown up.
7. “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” Boris Johnson, he loves the publicity.
8. “Man is the only animal that blushes—or needs to.” Barbara Cartland after writing her first romance novel.
9. “Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.” Griff Reece Jones, when he spends time with them at Christmas. There is always a lot of humour in their house.
10. “Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.” Harry Potter, when he recalled all his fights with Voldermort, when speaking to his son James.