Friday Fibs

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1. Sling your hook – Peter Pan said this to the crocodile when it ate the captain’s arm.
2. Here’s mud in your eye – Captain Hook used to play baseball as a child and hurled mud in the crocodile’s eye. It saved the other arm.
3. Bun in the oven – During Easter, people place hot cross buns in the oven to warm them up.
4. Twinkle Toes – Gene Kelly was an amazing dancer, and his toes always twinkled.
5. Moolah – Money for cows when they present farmers with their milk.
6. Bazillian – More than a million and less than a billion.
7. Airhead – A balloon, filled with hot air, and a politicians head on.
8. Goof off – Goofy taking the month off because he wanted to go to and see Twinkle Toes.
9. Mickey Mouse – His name is Mickey, Mickey Mouse, 003 and a half.
10. Razz – Goofy went on the razz (Had too much to drink on New Year’s Eve).