Boss of Fibbing

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1. BD Ninja

A driving test examiner, he is always in stealth mode.

2. Head of Schmoozing

Worzle Gummage has one, and uses it when he wants to meet Aunty Sally on a date. (For those who don’t know who he is – a scarecrow, that comes to life. An Aunt Sally is a fairground doll, where coconuts are thrown at. It was a popular TV series in the eighties was reinvented a couple of years ago with a new cast.

3. Ambassador of Buzz

The manager at British Telecom, and his job is to call around, trying to get more people to buy mobile phones.

4. Colon Lover

A coroner, who when investigating the murder of the body, will find the colon to see what their last meal was. They love being clever.

5. Digital Dynamo

A computer whizz, who is able to stop hackers ruining files.

6. Wizard of Light Bulb Moments

He works with the Digital Dynamo, and is the individual master of ideas.

7. People Partner

The person who knocks on the door from the Postcode Lottery. They tells them they have won thousands.

8. Dr Fix

A doctor who repairs colons

Multitasking

Working, while looking after their children, and doing the housework.

10. Money Maestro

A bank teller, who counts the coins when it closes. It is something they can do in five minutes.