No Fear Fibs

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1. What is a juggernaut? A person who drinks a jug full of diet coke without stopping.
2. What is an HGV? High Giraffe Vaulter, when it is being chased by a lion, it is the way their legs go.
3. What is an off roader? When you get too old to drive, you lose your licence. Mainly affects those in their eighties.
4. What is a 4 X 4? A grid, and multiplied to make 16.
5. What is a turbine? A turtle with super powers.
6. Where will you find an octave? On an octopus’s tentacles. Similar to a knee in humans.
7. What is a dovetail joint? A flight tail feather.
8. What is a messerschmitt? A German teenager, who leaves a mess in their bedrooms.
9. What is a tangerine? Donald T.
10. What is a mattock? Like a shuttlecock, but made of wool.

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I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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  2. Scientists believe that the giraffe-sized pterosaurs may have pole-vaulted with their arms to launch themselves, and once airborne, these giant reptiles could have flown vast distances, even crossing continents.

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