Easter Fibs

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1.   Why are Easter Eggs made of chocolate? Because they taste nice with hot cross buns.
2.   What is a fib? Fabulous in blue, spring is here.
3.   Where will you find a cog? In my brain when I am trying to think of a fib.
4.   What is a preface? The face a toddler makes when they are going to cry.
5.   Can an elephant make a trunk call? Yes, but he can only do it once.
6.   What is a trinket? A small basket full of Easter Eggs.
7.   What is hearsay? A band of Easter Bunnies, singing their new single the Bunny Hop song.
8.   How many shades of grey are there? One for every season.
9.   What is a bunion? A hot cross bun, made with love.
10. What is ylang ylang? Ying and Yang, but reversed.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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