What a Groak

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1. Groak – A male frog makes this noise when they moan about the lack of lily pads on the pond. It’s a bit like when a man moans about losing the remote.

2. Nefelibata – A bit like no worries in the Lion King. It is what Sima said when he was trying to copy Pumba, but couldn’t get out the words properly.

3. Paranymph – A paranoid nymph.

4. Flummery – It describes a dress with lots of flowers on in. A mix between flowery and Summery.

5. Sirenize – The noise of a zebra when it is mating.

6. Carker – When someone cannot parallel park.

7. Smatchet – A tennis term – game, set and smatchet.

8. Shivviness – The art of holding a knife in prison.

9. Sprauncy (Sproncy) – Sporadic truancy of students from school. This often links to when the fair or when the circus has a new show.

10. Druxy – Sending someone else to vote when you are unable to choose who to vote for.