Dawn Fibs

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1. What did the fan say? You send me spinning around and around.

2. What really kicks off summer? Wearing flip flops even in the cold.

3. Who rules the world? The sun, without dawn we would never wake up.

4. What is the best thing to do to someone who snores? Kick them in the ribs.

5. Who/what was your last unexpected house guest? My granddaughter, when I got home from work.

6. How does a blanket keep warm? It snuggles against a human.

7. Why shouldn’t you snoop? Open a box and it could bite you in the bottom.

8. What is the worst thing that could happen to you? Being in a room full of rats. (dead or alive)

9. What did the gopher and mole do when they met? The dug out a den for their club.

10. What lurks in your backyard? The stench of a dog.

Bonus question
11. What is the best way to torture someone? Have the end of a series (Criminal Minds) and your favourite character has been shot. You have to wait a whole season before you find out what happens. (Unless you binge watch on Disney Plus)