Funny Old World

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  1. Betrump During Halloween, it is a mask used to frighten the voters.
  2.   Cony-catch An ice-cream man gives them away half price if you can catch a cone.
  3.   Crapulous Another part of a voting slip, where you don’t want any political candidate to get in.
  4.   Dowsabel When you knock your knee into a solid object and inwardly swear because you are around your grandchildren.
  5.   Ear-rent When you are moaning at your children for arriving home two hours late.
  6.   Flexanimous Teenagers say this to their parents when they are getting an ear-rent.
  7.   Gazophylacium The gas you produce when you eat too much cheese.
  8.   Grum Another word for grim.
  9.   Hugger–mugger A mugger who hugs his mum because he stole something and feels guilty.
  10.   Lucubrate When the mugger hugs his mum, and goes to the police station to confess and give back what they stole.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

12 thoughts on “Funny Old World”

      1. Well, let me tell you… the object of the game is to give definitions to words you don’t know and if you others choose your definition, you earn points 🙂

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