Fibbing

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1. What is a gigolo? It is a gig by a solo performer.
2. What is meant by paramount? It is what paratroopers do, as they jump out of the plane.
3. What is a scenario? A yodeller who writes songs about trees.
4. How many fingers do fish have? A bit like horses, they count fish in fingers. It is only one.
5. What is a bellhop? In hopscotch, a bellhop is two spaces.
6. Why do pets ‘shed’? To lose weight for the summer.
7. What is the difference between toilet tissue and toilet paper? Toilet tissue is much softer, toilet paper, and you can use it to trace.
8. What is a chalet? Like a valet, but female.
9. What is a clog? When you hoover up a piece of Lego.
10. Why can Lego™ be dangerous? It clogs up the vacuum cleaner.

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I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school. View more posts