White Fibs

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1. Why is a Pantomime thus called? Peter loved to mime, when Tinkerbell got angry, it made her grin and create more dust to fly to London.
2. Why was the White Rabbit late? His watch was running on daylight saving hours.
3. What happened when Aladdin rubbed the lamp for the first time? Not much, the genie was watching Strictly Come Dancing.
4. How many ugly sisters were there? None, they found love when Cinderella left with her prince.
5. What did Jack exchange for the magic beans? His mum, but they gave her back.
6. Why do they always shout ‘It’s behind you!!’ They didn’t go to the opticians.
7. What was the house in the woods made of that Hansel and Gretel found? Shortbread for the doors, and gingerbread for the bricks.
8. Who owned The Mirror Mirror on the wall? The white rabbit, another reason he was always late. He loved looking at this beautiful ears.
9. What was the name of Dick Whittington’s cat? Richard.
10. Who was Tinkerbell? A fairy with a dream to be loved.