Last Friday Fibs

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1.  What is a winklepicker?

Something to clean the inside of a high heeled shoe.


2.  What is a pipsqueak?

The sound eating an apple pip makes when you crunch into it.


3.  What is a beatnik?

A thief running away from a policeman.


4.  What is a sequin?

A ballroom dance move, which is a bit like star jumps.


5.  What is spiel?

What happens when you have had too much wine, and you are sick in the toilet.


6.  What is asphalt?

When you fall over and feel the concrete burn.


7.  What is a hologram?

An empty calorie, and safe to eat if you want to lose weight.


8.  What is a dickie seat?

For an upper class royal, to put their bow tie on.


9.  What is sinew?

Eating too much chocolate, and weighing yourself at Weight Watchers or Slimming World.


10. What is a collage?

This is what you call someone turning 100. They have collected their age, and get a telegram from the king.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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