Friday Fibs

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1. What is a board room?

Where teenagers go when they cannot use their mobile phones.

2. Who usually has The Chair?

The oldest person in the room.

3. What are minutes? The time you wait at the dentist to get you teeth cleaned.

4. What is a projector used for? To show jesters how to make a queen laugh.

5. What is a CEO?

Cleaning Equipment Operator – responsible for all the cleaning of the toilets.

6. What is a ‘stand alone?’ A person who dances solo.

7. What is a portfolio? A safe place to keep the cleaner.

8. What is an agenda?

A list of people who are gen z.

9. What is a ‘sea of faces’

All the emojis we use when we text.

10. To what does ‘any other business’ refer?

A teenager asking for extra hours off their curfew.