Going to School

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1.   Academy Headache. Teachers going back to school after the summer holidays.


2.   Arf’arf an ‘arf – The glass that is half full, the power of three.


3.   Afternoonified – When you are tired and have an afternoon nap.


4.   Back Slang It – A different type of language spoken by teenagers.


5.   Bags o’ Mystery – Luggage left in lost property at the airport.


6.   Bang up to the Elephant. – Giving a gun to an elephant to see if he is as violent as humans.


7.   Batty Fang – The tooth fairy’s second cousin, and he deals with vampires.


8.   Basket of Oranges – The beautiful sunsets, that angels give to their loved ones to prove they exist.


9.   Benjo – Like a banjo, but it only has two strings.


10. Bow wow Mutton – Dogs who get chosen to have new homes from a profile picture. They wear bows in their hair to look beautiful.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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