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1. What is a puggle
A baby pug.
2. What is an hibiscus?
It is when a flower loses its petals during the winter.
3. What is a concertina?
When a young woman goes to concerts with her friend Tina.
4. What is a dipstick?
A stick you put in the ocean to check whether it is cold.
5. What would you use a feeler gauge for?
Similar to the dipstick, but for a river.
6. What is a vernier caliper
It joins the spine to the skull.
7. Where would you use a lopper?
In a tree, to cut down the branches.
8. What is meant by ‘wabbit’?
A water pipe that is fixed by a plumber.
9. What is a ratoon?
An army of rats (nope, not for me)
10. What is meant by borborygm?
Going to the gym late at night so you don’t bump into other fitness fanatics.