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1. What is a tapestry?
A recording of when a tree falls and nobody is there.
2. What is a travesty?
The time it takes to travel from John O’Groats to Land’s End.
3. What is a conservatory?
The bar at the houses of parliament.
4. What is a monastery?
The place where the Grinch keeps his money.
5. What is a patisserie?
It is French for Postman Pat.
6. What is hyphen?
A high five shared between teachers.
7. What is a conundrum?
When parents tell their children that Santa will not buy presents if they are naughty.
8. What is a neanderthal?
The partnership between a father and a son.
9. What is an ingot?
A golden halo
10. What is munchkin?
A child who wants to eat too much candy during Easter.
Thanks for joining in and fibbing along Diana.
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