Friday Fibbing

Written for https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/12/16/fibbing-friday-16th-december/

Early Humans

1. What are Neandertals? A religious group of human beings who worship neon lights.

2. Why did man settle in the Euphrates Valley? It was a valley surrounded by light, and where the Neandertals first found a home.

3. What caused the Ice age? When you annoy the wife, the ice age is where they don’t talk to you for a week.

4. What kind of water is in the Yellow River? It is pure sunlight, and Neandertals think drinking the water will give them immortality.

5. What is the world’s oldest city? In Euphrates valley.

6. Why did the Nile River rise every summer, overflow its banks, and flood Egypt? The Neandertals built a dam, which stopped the water from flowing into the Nile. One summer, the dam was damaged and it made the Nile overflow its banks.

7. Who invented soap? Macbeth, and Lady Macbeth. They had so much drama in their lives, it inspired the soaps.

8. Why did Nimrod build the Tower of Babel? Nimrod, the Neandertals king, built the tower to hide all the yellow water. It was thought he lives today, caught in his own ivory tower.

9. Who is the Scorpion King? He was a man, terrified of scorpions, but one gave him life and he dedicated his life to living a life free of sin.

10. Why was the Great Pyramid built? The Pharos decided they wanted the yellow river and it was a brilliant way of diverting the liquid gold into the tombs.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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