Friday Fibs

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1. What is boisterous? When boys are getting into teenage years, they have a them and us syndrome.
2. What is a womaniser? A hippie who gets angry when anyone doesn’t spend money on them.
3. What is a faux pas? It is when a mobile phone is dropped and the screen is beyond repair.
4. Define plumber A person who tastes plums for a living.
5. What is a sous chef? A chef who likes to knit,
6. What is antisocial? Someone who hates going to parties held by their parents.
7. Why did they call the wind Maria? She had a lot of trouble with blowing off.
8. Where would you find a kettle drum? In a kitchen, where all the kettles are put into a box overnight.
9. What is a kango drill? A kangaroo, who likes to box with his hands.
10. What makes bread rise? When the marmite is spread on it, they rise to get away from the stench.