Telling Porkies

Written for

1.  Bumfuzzle otherwise known as Bum fluff, a moustache, that teenagers have to look grown up.
2.  Gardyloo The person outside the toilet, when the toilet roll has run out. They guard the loo until some arrive.
3.  Taradiddle It is a way of saying goodbye, to the gardyloo.
4.  Snickersnee It is laughing at someone when they have fallen downstairs.
5.  Bumbershoot When you have eaten too much vindaloo, it shoots through the toilet. If the gardyloo isn’t about, don’t even go in afterwards.
6.  Snollygoster You take it out when it has been windy, another name for a brolly, but strong enough to face most hurricanes.
7.  Brouhaha An evil laugh, don’t ever fall downstairs, or upstairs.
8.  Wabbit A rabbit who can swim under water.
9.  Pandiculation Like punctuation, but using the oxford comma.
10.Borborygm When you have been to the gym and cannot stop talking about how much weight you have lost. It is boring to those of us who want to stay unfit.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

11 thoughts on “Telling Porkies

  1. Very funny. In this house our dog is the ultimate gardyloo! Apparently they believe they are protecting you. It’s instinctual, in the wild the pack would keep guard for a member in a vulnerable position.

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