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What did the quick brown fox leap over?

The sleeping hare, he was in a rush to get to work.

What were the Window Cleaner’s confessions? He missed a bit, but couldn’t tell the brown fox, because he wanted to get his money.

What was The Mad Hatter’s true occupation? He was a wedding planner, his first job was planning the party of the mouse, and the March hare.

Why did Cinderella lose her glass slipper? She did it because she wanted to get away from the Prince. He was a stalker and found her the next day. Her sisters pretended to have the slipper so she could call the police and get him arrested.

Why do people in old TV shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch? So they can drink whisky without the children finding them.

What happened to the three little pigs? They moved in with the wolf, it was his fault they lost their homes.

What is Air Force One? The first rule, never fly the plane without their lucky socks.

Who brings the Easter Eggs? The Hare, it is his night job. Although, the tortoise is helping him this year because there are so many kids.

Who was Harvey? He was Wally’s brother.

What is quick silver? Silver, Long John’s sister, she is quicker and has silver hair. There is a rivalry, even when they were older.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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