Fibs

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1.   What is a belly laugh? When your belly wobbles after a Christmas cracker joke.
2.   What is a belly flop? A joke that doesn’t make you laugh.
3.   What is a jelly belly? Eating too many sweets, cake, and Christmas dinner.
4.   What is a yellowbelly? The fear of eating too many treats.
5.   What is a liger? A mixture of a tiger and a lion. It has stripes on its legs.
6.   What is a hoatzin? When you cannot swim across a moat and drown.
7.   What is a kinkajou? – A piece of equipment that irons out creases.
8.   What is a puggle? When a pug falls into a muddy puddle.
9.   What is a chimichanga? The Rumba and Cha-cha-cha danced without a break.
10. What is a snollygoster? A singer who writes and sings the most carols.

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I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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