‘How very normal of you,’ he says, and I don’t think he has listened to a word I’ve said.
That’s the trouble with being married to an estate agent, they are always thinking of the next house to sell, and how to make is sound like the perfect place to live. ‘It is in an excellent Urbane area,’ he says, as if to make his point.
‘That’s just tech speak for it is the middle of a town. I told you I didn’t want to move to a town, I prefer a little village, with lots of quaint houses.’
‘Then we’ll have to move then won’t we.’
‘Yes, but not to an Urbane area.’