I wish I could be a nocturnal sleeper, but . . .
the pillow is so uncomfortable,
the covers are way too thick,
the air outside is too cold,
close the windows quick.
I need to go to the toilet,
but it is way too cold to pee.
Why can’t I get back to sleep,
It’s dark there’s nothing to see.
I wish I were a nocturnal sleeper . . .