Fibbing Friday

My answers to his questions:

  1. Why is St. Valentine’s day observed on February 14th? It is when Valentine was born, he hated his name and changed it to Graham.
  2. According to legend, what is supposed to happen if a groundhog sees his shadow on February 2nd? Another groundhog will hear him from a thousand miles away and they will do a silent prayer not to repeat the day of danger.
  3. Whether you call it Mardi Gras or Pancake Day, what is the day after “Fat Tuesday” called? Thin Wednesday, it is when you think yourself thin and eat only eggs and chicken for a week.
  4. What does Presidents Day commemorate? The second birthday of the president of the United States of America. He was jealous of the Queen for having two birthdays, and wanted a day to spend at the beach.
  5. What is the story of Beauty & the Beast about really? Beauty is a horse, and the beast is the person who rides him. He is a cruel human being and Beauty runs away one night never to be seen again.
  6. What allows Peter Pan to fly? A pair of pink fluffy wings – he keeps them hidden by stealth because he doesn’t want anyone to steal them.
  7. Why did the princess kiss the frog? She wanted to be turned into another frog, and run away to sea on a little boat.
  8. What is Pinocchio about? A boy who wants a nose job, and works inside a whale to make money to pay a Harley Street doctor. He wants his nose to be smaller, just like the celebrities on television.
  9. Why did Little Boy Blue need to blow his horn? He wanted a Dominoes Pizza (Domino-o-o-s). He shut his shop for the weekend so he could have a weekend with out cooking.
  10. Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? They went up the hill to repair the well. The plumber refused to fix the well, and they were thirsty. The shop, Little Boy Blue, was closed and Peter Pan was cleaning his fluffy, pink wings.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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