Fancy Fibs For Friday

Who sang these?

1.   Money, Money, Money

My bank manager, he thinks I need more in my bank account, but short of robbing a bank that isn’t going to happen.
2.   Another Brick in the Wall

My mortgage advisor a few years ago, he said it might be better to get some bricks to make a house rather than find the deposit.
3.   Rocket Man

Richard Branson, it is to raise funds to buy a rocket so he can have travel to Mars. It needs to be extra speedy, as it takes forty years there and forty years back.
4.   Everybody wants to rule the world

My bank manager’s sequel, he made quite a lot of money (thanks to me) so he decided for a sequel. Maybe I should take him to court for the proceeds.
5.   Life on Mars

Richard Branson. He finally made enough money to go to Mars. (Secret Squirrel Style) He is there now, on the red planet. If he has enough money he can return to earth.
6.   Monster Mash

Cookie Monster, he has an addiction to cookies. It is costing him a small fortune each year. With inspiration from smashing up cookies into a paste and having it on toast.
7.   Tiptoe through the Tulips

Terry Scott, out of Terry and June (an old seventies TV series) It was an anniversary gift for his wife June.

8.   I wanna hold your hand

June sang this in return, they had been married for thirty years. They might have fought, but the loved each other.
9.   Ruby Tuesday

Ruby Wax, she was in a one woman show, and sang it at the end.
10. Get the Party Started.

Boris Johnson, he sang it in 2020, during his illegal birthday party. He recently got fined fifty pounds.