Questions

Thanks pensitivity101 for another Fibbing Friday

1. What did the couch say to the toilet? Don’t get too settled up there, my cushions are comfier.
2. What caused the last traffic jam in town? The latest game for the Xbox (version 2000). They are saying that this one has one new feature than the rest.
3. What really powers the Internet? Electric cycles.
4. What is really between Trump’s ears? It is hard to tell with all his blustering,
5. What is in the heart of Africa? A beautiful lion, it roams through the plains, spreading magic wherever it goes.
6. What was the last meal eaten in the Garden of Eden? An apple pie, with hot custard.
7. Who built the pyramids in the Yucatan? Professor Snape, it was where his secret hideout was. He didn’t want Voldemort to find out he was conspiring against him. It was a bit like the room of requirement, and was linked to Hogwarts.
8. What is the highest form of flattery? Bird song in the morning, they only sing to those whose lives will be changed for the better.
9. Speakeasies were not secret bars, what were they? They were places where poetry was spoken out loud. It was a place you could speak easy.
10. Alcatraz isn’t a prison, what is it really? It is a famous Speakeasy, where all the best poetry was read.
11. What is in hamburger? More like who. He was called Hamish Burger, the most famous poet of all.
12. What is the real question and answer to number #12? Why was Hamish Burger never recognised? He couldn’t cope with the limelight and took up farming instead.