This week https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/06/17/fibbin-friday-6-17-2022/ the Friday Fibs are punny,

What did one eye say to the other? You’re looking good handsome.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you turn off the light.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? The swimming instructor.
Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? His main voice was too high a pitch.
How do you make holy water? Leave it in a church overnight.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? He thought it was cool man, but the man lied to him.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He won the musical statue award. He’s still in the field, even though the music stopped four years ago.
Will glass coffins be a success? It will be good company, watching the worms go by.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo loves water, and a zippo shuts its mouth.
What do you call a dog magician? Sneaky, they love to see food disappear.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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