Fibbing Friday

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. What is carpal tunnel? A tunnel pigeons use to get under solar panels, they getting better and better at removing netting.
2. What is tennis elbow? A tennis racket which bends in the middle. It is easier to get into sports bags.
3. What is a pulled muscle? It is your heart muscle, and when you have pulled, you get a girlfriend or boyfriend.
4. What is tinnitus? It is the sound I made when I found out the pigeons had pulled my netting away from my solar panels. I think my builder is getting fed up of coming back to repair it.
5. What are crows feet? They are meant to keep pigeons away from your roof, but it doesn’t work.
6. What are hammer toes? Toes that bang into the door, just as you are shutting it.
7. What is pink eye? It’s me staring at those pigeons, getting them to go away and leave my solar panels alone.
8. What is vertigo? It is the pain in my neck, when I am look up at my solar panels, and thinking about getting rid of them.
9. What are cataracts? Something that covers your eyes on a surprise birthday party.
10. What is swimmer’s ear? It is the ear you put to the water, when you are doing the breast stroke.

Sorry about being pigeon mad this week, paid out a lot of money, only for the pigeons to trash the netting. Any ideas on how to make the pigeons go away would be most helpful.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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