For this week’s https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/10/28/fibbing-friday-28th-october/ I am posting on a Sunday.
What is the most intelligent lifeform on Earth? A cat, they sleep most of the day, catch the occasional mouse, and get petted by humans.
Why did we really go to school? To give our parents a few hours of peace.
What did teachers do during recess? Drink coffee.
How did you get to school? Flying on my broomstick.
What was life like before the Internet? With less knowledge, people were happier
What is the best thing about social media? The way they turn people in zombies who just want to be friends.
What is your favorite thing to put chocolate sauce on? Pancakes.
Doctors were all wrong…humans don’t need water. What do they need? Someone to talk to.
Dolphins are not mammals. What are they? They are fish, and swim in the sea.
There is a Lost Dutchman’s Mine, but where is it? In The Isle of White, that is where he got lost