Porky Pies

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1. The Great Escape A toddlers guide to going upstairs, and over the stair gate.

2. The Glass Mountain A mountain of empty glasses on Christmas day.

3. The Deer Hunter A hapless husband’s tale when looking for his wife after he came home drunk from the pub.

4. Logan’s Run A tale of Logan, a toddler escaping from his front room, and into the kitchen for snacks.

5. Terms of Endearment A eternity ring given by a husband after years of nagging.

6. Look Who’s Talking A wife, talking to her friends about her other half being in the pub on Christmas day.

7. For Whom the Bell Tolls Never be late home from the pub, the dinner will be fed to the dog.

8. Joan of Ark Joan, the angry wife, getting her own back on Boxing day, spending it with her mates.

9. The Thirty Nine Steps It certainly was thirty-nine steps to repairing his marriage.

10. The Mouse Trap The mouse, taking revenge on human’s with a giant human trap, with a selection of sweets to lure them.