So Many Fibs

Written in response to

1.   Silicone A cone in the middle of the motorway, to stop motorists doing silly u turns.
2.   Fluff A cold that makes your throat all muffled.
3.   Loofah Someone who doesn’t talk to people who are lower than their class.
4.   Caddy Something a Loofah carries their tea in, so they don’t get germs.
5.   Pedantic An aunty who likes going everywhere by train.
6.   Tangent A turning off a motorway, which leads to Lands end.
7.   Muffler What you wear when you have the flu. It is around the throat, and stops the diseases spreading.
8.   Calamity Jane Doe, in a morgue, when they can’t get a name it is a calamity Jane.
9.   Archive A bee hive not in use, left for humans to dispose of.
10. Fortify What a toddler will say when they can’t count up to six.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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