Fibs, Lies

Written this week https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/05/05/fibbing-friday-5th-may/,

1.  What would you do if you found yourself seated next to a disgraced member of the  family? I would laugh, give them a drink, and laugh again. It is always more fun on the naughty table.
2.  How would you react if you were subjected to ‘Hatgate’? That is someone with a monstrous hat being seated in front of you. I can’t say anything out hats, I look horrible in them.
3.  Photographs are not allowed, but you have a plan to take pictures………. what is it? I would steal the hat from the person I am sitting next to, hide the camera in that.
4.  The person on your left has fallen asleep. How would you wake them discreetly ? I would tap them on the back, with my monstrous hat. They wouldn’t know how to react and run away.
5.  The grand entrance occurs and something is not quite right from your point of view. What is it? They’ve forgotten to tie their shoe laces, and are in danger of falling over two left feet.
6.  After the service, it’s time for the buffet. Not quite sure where you’ re supposed to go, what do you do? I start at the beginning, and work my way to the end of the row.
7.  Making small talk over the canapés is awkward. What do you do to make it less so? Having my mouth full of canapes.
8.  Time for the Speeches and they seem to go on for hours. What do you do to keep awake? I don’t, I’ll be the one snoring.
9.  You are suddenly asked to say a few words at the podium. How do you react? I would say two words, then run away. Speaking in public frightens me.
10.  It has been a tiring experience and you catch 40 winks in a quiet corner. When you wake up, the venue is in darkness. What do you do? I mean, I woke the other person up. What is going on?