Thanks to Fibbing Friday

1. Exactly what did Columbus do in 1492?

He set sail on his epic journey of personal discovery. He wanted to be an actor and wanted to learn from other cultures.

1. Why does Canada celebrate Thanksgiving in October rather than November as the US does?

They are a month behind, it’s because the snow has stopped the clocks.

1. Why do we carve pumpkins into Jack-o-lanterns for Halloween?

In honour of Jack Lantern, a magician of the best quality, who last trick failed miserably.

1. If “octo-” means eight, then why is October the tenth month?

August and September were added on later on in time.

1. Why do kids dress up in costumes and go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

They’re not in costume, ghosts hijack the night because they love candy.

1. What is the movie, Hocus Pocus about?

Three witches from Macbeth, in a remake with them as the stars.

1. In the Movie, Halloween, why was Michael Myers sent to an insane asylum when he was only six years old?

He predicted time travel would happen in his lifetime.

1. Continuing from the previous question, what did Myers do when he escaped approximately fifteen years later?

He went back to the past to help his younger self.

1. What was the movie, Lost Boys about?

It is about three brothers on a quest to find Michael Myers. He got trapped in time when he went to help his younger self.

1. According to legend, why don’t vampires have a reflection?

They use vanishing cream on their skin, it helps them heal if they have been in sunlight.