We were all of a schism,
as we celebrated Christmas Day.
Grandad lost his false teeth in the pudding
when a silver coin he sourced.
Grannie ate all the chocolates,
apart from the toffee of course,
Dad was stuck in the instructions
for building a barbie town house.
Mum refused to do the washing up,
her scream as high as a mouse,
But when we sat down to watch the TV
the only sounds that could be heard,
was the song ”Over the Rainbow”
and snores outdoing her words.
Writer Ravenclaw 