Fibbing Friday – Time is Money

  1. Instead of counting sheep, WHAT was counted? Christmas baubles were counted back into their box for next year
  2. If auld acquaintance be forgot, what was remembered? Where you left your door keys when you lost them last new years day.
  3. Time keeps WHAT  away? The dentist, the doctor and the optician.
  4. The WHAT is gone, the song is over, thought I’d something more to say. The last of the chocolates and whisky.
  5. It was his WHAT time in the unemployment line? dinner time in the unemployment line, so his wife brought him some supper.
  6. WHAT in time does a stitch save? Nothing, except when you are running around to the corner shop for milk.
  7. Like wind on the plains and sand through the glass, we WHAT? We dance the tango around the streets, creating the world’s longest line.
  8. If I could save time in a WHAT? In a sieve, as time passes through each hole, another year passes.
  9. Woke up, fell out of bed and then WHAT? Found out I was in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy, and went to complete a heart operation with Doctor Yang.
  10. Lying in my bed, I hear the WHAT tick and think of you? My brain cells tick, they need winding up, so I can think of what to do next year to save some money.

Published by writerravenclaw

I am a fifty something mother of two grown up children, and one beautiful grandchild. I have been married for nearly thirty-four years. My first book was published ten years ago. I wrote my book Sticks and Stones because of my experience of being bullied at school.

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