
1. What did Miss Muffett sit on? A comfortable chair, with a plump cushion, a good book and a glass of bubbly.
2. Who tried to gate crash her dinner? The spider, in a tuxedo. He hovered at the door until she called the police and told him to go.
3. What did Wee Willie Winkie do? He made a blackbird pie. It was a mistake, and he regretted the bad reviews afterwards.
4. How many blackbirds were baked in a pie? Only two, but they tasted disgusting.
5. Who sold sea shells on the sea shore? Jack and Jill, they needed to buy a house, and didn’t have enough money. They made enough to put down a deposit, and move in next week.
6. What did Peter Piper pick? A pocket or two at the London Festival.
7. What ran up the clock? The third blackbird, and he got away from Willie.
8. What was daddy going to wrap Baby Bunting in? A blanket made of the purest wool. It was beautiful, and handed down from his grandmother.
9. Where did Doctor Foster go? She went on the Tardis with Doctor Who. She wanted to travel the universe learning new techniques, so she could work at a hospital.
10. What was the old man doing when it was pouring with rain? He was inside, drinking a whisky, and watching re-runs of Greys Anatomy.
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Thanks for the great word prompt every Friday
Thanks for joining in Diana. Great answers. Loved 1 and 6!
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Hahaha! Fun answers! xo
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I love these word prompts they give me a laugh to read and write.
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#5 got me rolling! great answers!
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Mortgages are expensive these days, especially for Jack and Jill.
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Funny answers. I liked the pick pocket
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