For Fibbing Friday

1. What is a flagon? A flag is on a flag pole (Obviously)
2. What is acnestis? Arc – nest – tis is Latin for where penguins huddle together for warmth.
3. What is a halfpace? When writing a novel, half pace is when you take a rest from editing and drink wine instead.
4. What is clinomania? Another latin word clino – man – ia. It is where a woman puts down lino on a floor, and a man tells her it is done wrong. It usually ends in murder.
5. What is petrichor? It is the job of putting all the petri dishes away after they have been used to discover penicillin.
6. What is tittynope? It is a new type of bra – invented for older women, who need that extra lift.
7. What is xertz? It is a new type of measurement, designed for those who work in the bra factory.
8. What is agastopia? a – gas – top – ia is a Latin word for those moments when you are having trouble with wind.
9. What does evancalous mean? It is an online service to hire vans at short notice.
10. What is Nudiustertian? – They are professional naturists, who visit the most campsites in one year. You get a badge with your name on it, and a bottle of wine from a nudist Italian vineyard.