Friday Fibbing

Sparks From A Combustible Mind questions for Fibbing Friday

1. What’s behind the 8 ball? The seven ball, it is extremely shy and doesn’t like to be around other balls.
2. What’s up the creek? The paddle, it wanted to go for for a ride on the yellow submarine.
3. What is hanging when one says, “Hang ten”? Pegs are hanging, and on the tenth, it is lucky. So they say hang ten.
4. What size pole is it that you wouldn’t touch someone with? We got to keep some distance so five feet.
5. How do you feel when you’re on cloud nine? Like you can float on air, and all your troubles will pop away.
6. What does “at sixes and sevens” mean? It’s an old bingo term. When you call on a full house on the numbers six and seven, you win the jackpot.
7. Do you take five? No, five packets of chocolates is too much.
8. Which sport is referenced when the term “four bagger” is used? When you want to buy four packets of chocolates, without putting on weight.
9. How many rings in the circus? Seven, it is a lucky number for the clowns.
10. What is the loneliest number? Thirteen, nobody wants to be with him because he never brings his money with him.